Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..in plastic surgery. (19%)
• ..in the power of moisturising cream (16%)
• ..I should write a song. (13%)
• ..Make Up works miracles (10%)
• ..I don't monkee around (6%)
• ..in natural beauty. (6%)
• ..Not a trace of doubt in my mind (6%)
• ..I couldn't leave her if I tried (6%)
• ..That she could eat an apple through a picket fence (6%)
• ..ugly only skin deep (3%)
• ..That I'm in love with Badger! (3%)
• ...mirrors really can crack when you look into them! (3%)
• ..if looks hurt I would be dead...lol (0%)