Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Bother to try. (21%)
• ..Doesn't it feel like it! (16%)
• ..do my bones and joints disagree? (16%)
• ..Worry about it (16%)
• ..is a phrase that has never been uttered by young people. (11%)
• ..Not simply ignore the use by date? (11%)
• ..Change that attitude! (11%)
• ..would you think I'm not getting older? (0%)
• ..Are you unhappy? (0%)
• ..I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror. (0%)