Jest for Puns - It's a pun contest. If you don't like it the Exodus over there. Hosted by PattyMac
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Wordplay is sadly pun-derrated. However, if you like coming up with groan-inducing quips, or have heard or seen one that you think is great just post yours on this board! Have fun


(unknown photo) Winners will be GONGED_WITH_THE_WIN! Gonged With The Win!

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To enter, just post your entries on the board by replying to the original post. (it makes it easier to keep track of)


1. Each person will be limited to 1 pun.
2. The poll will be posted Saturday morning. USA Eastern time.
3. Voting will end on Sunday evening. USA Eastern time.
4. The winner will choose the next weeks topic/subject.

Large Arrow RightPuns need to be no more than one sentence, in order for it to fit in the poll.Thank you


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(#5699905) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling - Post Your Pun
Posted by Jools on 19 Jul 2025 at 3:17AM
My friends invited me to barbecue night yesterday.
I said no, but now I’m regretting it. That was a missed steak.
(#5699489) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling - Post Your Pun
Posted by PattyMac on 16 Jul 2025 at 5:49PM
It summer, good topic of pun, grilling or BBQ
(#5697499) Re: New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling
Posted by PattyMac on 6 Jul 2025 at 6:10PM
Grilling is my grill-ty pleasure
(#5697441) New Pun Topic.... BBQ/Grilling
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 6 Jul 2025 at 8:19AM
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Dad’s grilling skills are legendary. He’s the Grillfather.
(#5697440) Re: We have a tie
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 6 Jul 2025 at 8:17AM
THANK YOU
(#5697411) We have a tie
Posted by PattyMac on 6 Jul 2025 at 6:25AM
(#5693940) Lets Vote - Travel Puns
Posted by PattyMac on 19 Jun 2025 at 10:25AM
(#5692025) Re: PUNS PUNS PUNS --Travel
Posted by RabidWolff of the Wolf Pack on 10 Jun 2025 at 6:24AM
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My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
(#5691979) Re: New theme - Travel
Posted by (((INTENSITY))) on 10 Jun 2025 at 1:28AM
PUNS ON THE RUN
(#5691965) Re: PUNS PUNS PUNS --Travel
Posted by hoof hearted on 9 Jun 2025 at 9:40PM
Today is a good day to sea the world.
(#5690621) Re: New theme - Travel
Posted by Jools on 2 Jun 2025 at 11:05AM
I was planning on an Italian city break but not sure where. I'm leaning towards Pisa
(#5690603) PUNS PUNS PUNS --Travel
Posted by PattyMac on 2 Jun 2025 at 9:00AM
(#5689828) Re: New theme - Travel
Posted by PattyMac on 29 May 2025 at 5:23PM
I sued an airline for losing my luggage on vacation. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
(#5689726) New theme - Travel
Posted by Jools on 29 May 2025 at 4:50AM
Let's have some travel related puns
(#5689688) Re: Our Dog Pun Winner - Jools
Posted by Jools on 28 May 2025 at 7:40PM
Thanks written on a blackboard
I was worried it might be too risqué
I will think of a topic and post soon
(#5689679) Our Dog Pun Winner - Jools
Posted by PattyMac on 28 May 2025 at 5:41PM
Posted by Jools on 6 Apr 2025 at 3:57PM
You’re the best dog in the world. I Shih Tzu not.



Congratulations
Jools pick us out a new PUN topic Thumbs up
(#5689360) Re: did you know?
Posted by rabbitoid on 26 May 2025 at 11:04PM
UR➡️
(#5689334) did you know?
Posted by eliphont551 on 26 May 2025 at 4:25PM
Someone asked me what the 9th letter of the Alphabet was...
It was a complete guess, but I was right. ROFL!
(#5686126) Poll is up, come cast your vote!!
Posted by PattyMac on 8 May 2025 at 7:21AM
(#5681248) Re: Puns about Dogs
Posted by hypnotist on 15 Apr 2025 at 6:58AM
I spotted an all white, blank dalmatian at the park today. I mean it was the least that I could do for him.
(#5681007) Re: Puns about Dogs
Posted by LittleTree on 13 Apr 2025 at 8:19PM
The Dalmatian hid from people because he didn’t want to be spotted.
(#5680973) Re: Puns about Dogs
Posted by hoof hearted on 13 Apr 2025 at 4:55PM
You're barking up the wrong tree
(#5679271) Re: Puns about Dogs
Posted by PattyMac on 6 Apr 2025 at 3:43PM
My dog’s not fat. He’s just a little husky
(#5679246) Re: Puns about Dogs
Posted by Jools on 6 Apr 2025 at 1:56PM
You’re the best dog in the world. I Shih Tzu not.
(#5679239) Puns about Dogs
Posted by ladyvic on 6 Apr 2025 at 1:35PM
Dachshunds always nap in the shade because they don’t like being hot dogs.
(#5679238) Re: We have a winner! ladyvic
Posted by ladyvic on 6 Apr 2025 at 1:34PM
Oh thank you! Dancing
(#5679176) We have a winner! ladyvic
Posted by PattyMac on 6 Apr 2025 at 9:21AM
What is Spring's favorite kind of pickles? Daffo-dills

ladyvic



Congrats! ladyvic, you can now start a new thread with your choice of a new topic for Jest For Puns....
(#5677499) Lets Vote - Favorite Flower Pun - see in message
Posted by PattyMac on 30 Mar 2025 at 10:40AM
1. What is Spring's favorite kind of pickles? Daffo-dills.

2. I've got tulips and a whole lot of love

3. What did the flower write in his mother’s day card? I’m proud to be orchid.

4, What was the flower's favourite movie? Back to the fuchsia
(#5674969) Looking for Flower Puns!!!!!!
Posted by PattyMac on 17 Mar 2025 at 9:07PM
(#5672734) Re: Flower Puns
Posted by Jools on 7 Mar 2025 at 1:24PM
What was the flower's favourite movie?
Back to the fuchsia
(#5672731) Re: Flower Puns
Posted by PattyMac on 7 Mar 2025 at 1:22PM
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card? I’m proud to be orchid.
(#5672711) Re: Flower Puns
Posted by hoof hearted on 7 Mar 2025 at 12:04PM
I've got tulips and a whole lot of love
(#5672455) Re: Flower Puns
Posted by ladyvic on 6 Mar 2025 at 5:52AM
What is Spring's favorite kind of pickles? Daffo-dills.
(#5672454) Flower Puns
Posted by Jools on 6 Mar 2025 at 5:43AM
With spring just around the corner let's have some pins about flowers
(#5672399) Re: Jools Wins with:
Posted by Jools on 5 Mar 2025 at 9:09PM
Oh wow!
Thanks written on a blackboard
I will think of a new topic
(#5672360) Jools Wins with:
Posted by PattyMac on 5 Mar 2025 at 4:41PM
Doctor: "Wow, that cut looks terrible. Do you want me to stitch it up?" Patient: "No, thanks." Doctor: "OK, suture self."

Jools start a new thread with your choice of pun word.
(#5671798) Poll is Up
Posted by PattyMac on 3 Mar 2025 at 7:18AM
Cast your vote, thanks
(#5671711) Re: New pun subject is doctors
Posted by hoof hearted on 2 Mar 2025 at 7:05PM
Lol
(#5671610) Re: New pun subject is doctors
Posted by monkeytyper on 2 Mar 2025 at 8:45AM
Patient: ‘Doctor, my hair keeps falling out. Have you got anything to keep it in?’ Doctor: ‘What about a cardboard box?’
(#5670996) Re: New pun subject is doctors
Posted by PattyMac on 27 Feb 2025 at 7:33AM
Last call, vote goes up tomorrow
(#5667442) Re: New pun subject is doctors
Posted by hoof hearted on 12 Feb 2025 at 12:41PM
Rofl it fits both
(#5667422) Re: New pun subject is doctors
Posted by hypnotist on 12 Feb 2025 at 11:33AM
Doctor, I can't hear properly in my right ear. I'm certain it's my right ear, I'm definite!
(#5667032) Re: New pun subject is doctors
Posted by Big Giant Head on 10 Feb 2025 at 9:08AM
Sorry, mine isn't an entry. I thought I was in the mental ward.
(#5667026) Re: New pun subject is doctors
Posted by Jools on 10 Feb 2025 at 8:32AM
Doctor: "Wow, that cut looks terrible. Do you want me to stitch it up?"

Patient: "No, thanks."

Doctor: "OK, suture self."
(#5667017) Re: New pun subject is doctors
Posted by Big Giant Head on 10 Feb 2025 at 7:09AM
Can't I call you gertess anymore?
(#5667016) Re: New pun subject is doctors
Posted by gertess on 10 Feb 2025 at 6:44AM
take to aspirins and call me in the morning
(#5667009) Re: New pun subject is doctors
Posted by PattyMac on 10 Feb 2025 at 6:28AM
If you are sick you need to go see Doctor Phil Goode.
(#5667005) Re: New pun subject is doctors
Posted by hoof hearted on 10 Feb 2025 at 6:23AM
I cant be predictable all the time Bubble Gum
(#5666952) Re: New pun subject is doctors
Posted by Jools on 10 Feb 2025 at 12:07AM
Oh I guessed that wrong
(#5666919) New pun subject is doctors
Posted by hoof hearted on 9 Feb 2025 at 7:27PM
(#5666362) Re: Our winner for Pasta is::::
Posted by PattyMac on 7 Feb 2025 at 11:18AM
Post your new pun topic in a new thread - thanks
(#5666271) Re: Our winner for Pasta is::::
Posted by Jools on 7 Feb 2025 at 12:58AM
Post it here

Oh I think I can guess Smiling
Something to go with your nice new puns token
(#5666203) Re: Our winner for Pasta is::::
Posted by hoof hearted on 6 Feb 2025 at 2:46PM
Thank you. Do I tell you here or do I send it to you in a private message? I bet nobody can guess what it will be 🐄
(#5666082) Our winner for Pasta is::::
Posted by PattyMac on 6 Feb 2025 at 9:38AM
hoof hearted

Be looking for your token on your profile, thanks for playing. You may decide next subject....
(#5664666) Poll is up, come cast your vote!!
Posted by PattyMac on 31 Jan 2025 at 1:23PM

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