Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
"You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why
..Bother to try. 22%
..Worry about it 17%
..Doesn't it feel like it! 17%
..Not simply ignore the use by date? 11%
..Change that attitude! 11%
..do my bones and joints disagree? 11%
..is a phrase that has never been uttered by young people. 11%
..would you think I'm not getting older? 0%
..Are you unhappy? 0%
..I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror. 0%
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A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5699397) Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by jroyster on 16 Jul 2025 at 6:09AM
I could pass gas around her and she never knew
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SubjectPosted ByDate & Time
5699513Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. Bullets9mm16 Jul 2025 8:42PM
5699436Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. jroyster16 Jul 2025 12:06PM
5699416Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. joenrondi16 Jul 2025 9:00AM
5699397Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. jroyster16 Jul 2025 6:09AM

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