Paraprosdokian Sentences - A Contest to Complete the sentence in the form of a Paraprosdokian sentence - Hosted by LittleTree
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Current Poll
"You're Not Getting Older, You're Getting Better." So Why
..Bother to try. 22%
..Doesn't it feel like it! 17%
..Worry about it 17%
..is a phrase that has never been uttered by young people. 11%
..do my bones and joints disagree? 11%
..Change that attitude! 11%
..Not simply ignore the use by date? 11%
..I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror. 0%
..Are you unhappy? 0%
..would you think I'm not getting older? 0%
[ 18 votes ]   [ More Polls ]
 
A Paraprosdokian sentence is known as a figure of speech where the last part of the sentence or phrase has a surprising or unexpected ending. The last part of the sentence in this game should be as humorous ROFL! or dramatic Drama Queen as possible.

LittleTree will post the first part of a sentence and your entry will end it.

Please click REPLY for your entry instead of posting a new comment. It keeps the board in order and ensures not missing your post for the poll. One entry per contest.

If an entry should be repeated, the first entry will be used. IF, however, you decide you'd like to enter a different ending, go ahead and post it but let LittleTree know on the board with your reply and it will be used. High five

Winners, by vote, will receive 1 Goldero and a random Para token. A special bonus token will be offered as directed by the host.


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(#5699226) My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume..
Posted by LittleTree on 15 Jul 2025 at 8:13AM

Poll is up...Let's Vote
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5699513Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. Bullets9mm16 Jul 2025 8:42PM
5699436Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. jroyster16 Jul 2025 12:06PM
5699416Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. joenrondi16 Jul 2025 9:00AM
5699397Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. jroyster16 Jul 2025 6:09AM
5699396Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. Trent-PA16 Jul 2025 6:08AM
5699390Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. ladyvic16 Jul 2025 5:34AM
5699313Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. Gameheart15 Jul 2025 3:37PM
5699311Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. TowneKook-15 Jul 2025 3:13PM
5699255Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. z71cat15 Jul 2025 11:14AM
5699247Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. jd9115 Jul 2025 10:26AM
5699238Re: My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. PattyMac15 Jul 2025 9:18AM
5699226My Girlfriend Wore So Much Perfume.. LittleTree15 Jul 2025 8:13AM

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